School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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Getting ready for school.
The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
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What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun
and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space cowboys, and consulting detectives.
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
